So another Valentine's Day is here. Articles are being published to commemorate the day. Love songs are being played continuously on the music channels. The moral police have started issuing their warnings. Even the administration in my college has not scheduled any exams on the day. Not that I have had any reason to celebrate it yet or for that matter anyone to share it with. But have been getting a few mails giving advise for the V-Day. Here goes one of them.
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
- Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day
- Pick a rose
- Spot the girl
- Stand in front of her
- Give her the rose
- Hug her tightlllyyyyy
- If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!!
- If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting
‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’