The great forwarded messages

1. WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT.
2. As per the orders of government of India orkut is shortly going to be banned. To oppose send this message to all ur friends we have to send this message 10,0000 times if the count is less orkut will be banned forever in India So all the orkut users forward this message to all ur frds.We need ur support in saving orkut in India "Jai Hind"
   
3. His condition is very pathetic andthe treatment is very expensive, Orkut has agreed to pay 1 paisa after each timethis message is forward. So please pass to all ur friends.
   
4. HEY ITS AVINASH P, THE DIRECTOR AND CEO OF ORKUT ..THERE ARE TO MANY FAKE USERS AND JUNK ACCOUNTS ARE IN ORKUTSO .. ORKUT IS DELETEING PROFILES AGAIN (AS USUAL WE DO IT IF WE GETBORED) EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY BOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES(As if thereare no more names in the world) WE ONLY HAVE 57.234 (please see this 57 and point two three four) NAMES LEFT, IF YOUWOULD LIKE TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, DONT SEND THISMESSAGE,(Cos Orkut has No Other job Other than to track your message) IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT, SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT. THANKS DIRECTOR OF ORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.34 A MONTH TO USE IT...
   

This is just a random sample of the messages which are being forwarded on the net daily, which I fill up my mail-box daily. Sometimes the same message is repeated because different friends have read the same and forwarded them. And this goes on and on. These are really irritating and sometimes important mails get ignored because of these stupid ones.

Hope I dont get any more such messages...or maybe I'll just have to send this post acroos to everyone with the condition to forward it to 100 other people or else some evil will befall them